Confused Tree

Confused Tree is a bot that hides behind the tree in Hurnscald, near the Soul Menhir. It will imitate certain emotes from players, e.g. the Surprised emote (Alt+F2 in most clients). It will also watch General Chat and give responses to certain phrases. Known responses are listed below.

This list may be incomplete. If you can confirm a response that's missing from this list, feel free to add it.
Note: Do not include the quotes. They are meant to tell you what to say.

• "/me licks the tree"
  • Confused Tree gives a Sick emote.
• "/me shakes the tree"
  • Confused Tree drops an item on you. The items are random.
• Any phrase containing "buy" or "sell"
  • Confused Tree gives the Perturbed emote.
• "Hi, all" or "Hello, all" or "Hello, tree" or "Hi, tree"
  • Confused Tree will say hi to you. Perosnalized responses are set for GMs.
• Phrases containing the word "evil"
  • Confused Tree gives the Evil emote
• "Tree, die!"
  • Unless you're given permission to kill Confused Tree, it will give a random (and sometimes rude) response.
• "Heal me, tree"
  • Confused Tree will give a random response or, on rare occasion, heal you if you are near it.
• "Tell me a joke, tree"
  • Confused Tree will tell a joke containing the word "tree"
• "What are you, tree?"
  • Confused Tree will give a random (and sometimes witty) response, occasionally saying what it is.

Planned Responses

These are planned as future additions. In other words, they are not yet added to Confused Tree, but will be added in the (hopefully) near future. Suggestions should be given to Melkior in game or added to the Suggestions list on the Discussion page for this article.

• "/me hugs the tree"